The Valiant Vessal of McClandia Doge 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abell Ton with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 7.474 billion Astroneers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abell 85. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Astroneer economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Starfirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 143,502 Starfirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are bored of easy crossword puzzles, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. McClandia Doge 2's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

McClandia Doge 2 is ranked 2,838^th in the world and 39^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 140.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.